Wednesday, February 09, 2005

COCK!

It's the Year of the Cock. Happy New Year.

I'm turning 36 this year-- three cycles of twelve. In two more cycles-- i.e., in 24 years-- I get to celebrate my hwan-gap, or my 60th birthday.

Ladies, it's a good year. Ride it hard. It comes only once every twelve years, so get it while it's hot and fresh. Find someone born in 1969 and fuck 'em until they implode.

The Year of the Cock can't suck.



UPDATE: Oh, wait--






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