Konglish porno

Porn movie titles are cringe-inducingly bad. Konglish, the bastard fusion of Korean and English (and a subset of the larger East Asian phenomenon known as Engrish), produces much the same cringe in native speakers of English.

Porn and Konglish seem a perfect match for each other. Imagine porn movies with Konglish titles like:

1. Dick Wonderful Life
2. Eve of So Many Sperm
3. The Man with Big Bars
4. Pussy Eat Me
5. Glory Interval Between Thigh
6. Springtime in Ass
7. I Very Fuck You
8. Miss Unfaithful Is Bitch
9. Rub You Happy Time
10. Need Two Throat to Swallow
11. You Lick I Lick
12. Golden Browjob
13. Year of Cock Ring
14. Next Door to Testicle
15. Her Ass Make Me Jump and Sing
16. Skanky Give Limjob
17. Tongue Attack Her Flower Petal
18. Tonight We Eat and 69
19. Too Much Love Make Me Come
20. Oh My She Have Three Hole

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